Any good jokes ... ?

[Hitchington]

Why did Christopher Robin get cholera?

He was always playing with Pooh

 

[Chris S]

Following Adele's 'I Drink Wine' album Cheryl Cole has released one called 'I Drink Beer Me'.

 

[postman]

Useless I bought a book off Amazon diy surgery,someone has taken out the appendix.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Jameshow]

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Or I'm smart enough to know how stupid I am, yet not clever enough to do anything about it!!

 

[Jameshow]

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Why does it make you angry?!

I wind my Mrs up something chronic!

I'm stupid, lazy, untidy etc etc!

 

[newfhouse]

 

[newfhouse]

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I hate it when Zeno is on the karaoke.

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Why Springer Spaniels are generally so 'hyper'