Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My therapist suggested that I write a note to my wife about my desire to become a magician, but I just can't pick up the Penn and Teller.

 

[tyred]

 

[NorthernDave]

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It's not unusual

 

[Cavalol]

I haven't seen my brother since we left Australia.

We were separated at Perth.

 

[Speicher]

I haven't seen my brother since we left Australia.

We were separated at Perth.

He went off to meet Sydney and Adelaide.

 

[Cavalol]

He went off to meet Sydney and Adelaide.

Alicened to what you said there.

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous.
I'm still drinking, but now I do it under a different name.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous.
I'm still drinking, but now I do it under a different name.

Wouldn't that be Alcoholics Pseudonymous ?

 

[MichaelW2]

Marginally better than the Gallagher brothers though..

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Even their pool antics are derivative.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Speicher]

Alicened to what you said there.

Did you have an ice cold drink with Alex?

oops - wrong Country, where were we?

 

[Seevio]

If someone calls you fat, don't pay any attention to them. You're bigger than that.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Zanelad]

A man is carrying two buckets of sick around town when one of the buckets starts to cry.

The other bucket asks his chum what's up. "I was brought up around here" he replies.

 

[tyred]