Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”
The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”
“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo?” the officer said.
“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the seaside."

Dave Allen tells it excellently


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0fSc3SIuTU

 

[roadrash]

Interesting that whilst some posts have been deleted, others have be left - e.g. Post about Fairy Liquid lasting longer than 3 conservative leaders. What's the rational for deleting some, whilst leaving others? Or is there no consistency, and it's complete luck? Some clarity would be good/helpful.

I too would like to know, after having two deleted that I posted today, one for being political , and yet one Iposted yesterday ,remains, post 22297 no consistency at all, even on the very first page of this entire thread the word tw&t seems acceptable , I give up with the thread ,too many people seem to go out of their way to find offence . no doubt this post will also be deleted

 

[Alex321]

I too would like to know, after having two deleted that I posted today, one for being political , and yet one Iposted yesterday ,remains, post 22297 no consistency at all, even on the very first page of this entire thread the word tw&t seems acceptable , I give up with the thread ,too many people seem to go out of their way to find offence . no doubt this post will also be deleted

As has been pointed out several times, moderators do not read every post - and speaking from experience moderating on another forum, don't always register something that should be dealt with even when they do read.

Moderators rely a LOT on people reporting things, which explains a lot of the apparent inconsistency.

 

[Dave7]

MODS......a question.

Today I have a message to say you have deleted one of my comments from "the jokes" section.
You don't give me any clue what that comment was or why/how it could offend anyone.
I am not arguing the point.....I just want to know what it is.
Thanks.

 

[craigwend]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Andy_R]

Can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym today. That's 25 years in a row now...

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

 

[Seevio]

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I preferred it when @craigwend posted it a mere 8 posts back. It's all in the delivery.