Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

5 homeless ants each found another one so that they could be tenants.

 

[Cavalol]

Should Mark Knopfler ever need an agent in the Middle East, check out Qatar George: he knows all the Kurds.

 

[Cavalol]

Maybe chancellor's are on here! What do you think they ride?!!

All of us, it would seem.

 

[Cavalol]

I was recently accused of posting a long series of messages about I'm Too Sexy, Deeply Dippy and other songs, but I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

 

[Cavalol]

My scouse mate is trying to find out who stole his board game.
He hasn’t got a cluedo.

 

[tyred]

Follow me for more trips on lightweight camping equipment

 

[Sterlo]

Follow me for more trips on lightweight camping equipment

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You forgot to pack the tent

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Fiddle is the worst Pub ever! It's a vile Inn.

 

[tyred]

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted.

 

[Jameshow]

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted.

Or in prison!!🤣🤣🤣

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[T4tomo]

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Marginally better than the Gallagher brothers though..

 

[PeteXXX]

I dropped a tub of margarine on my toe over a month ago.
It still hurts.

I can't believe it's not better!!

 

[Cavalol]

I have a rash on my face shaped like a roadrunner.
I think I might have acme.