Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

R.I.P my neighbour who once told his wife that he was just popping out to get some thread, but actually went to the pub for the day. Gone, but not for cotton.

 

[Dave7]

Teacher to a class of 7 year olds........
"Who can give me a 9 letter word for being intoxicated"?
Little lad puts his hand up and says "sh*tfaced".

 

[craigwend]

 

[Buck]

Frustrating day shopping today. Good camouflage clothes are hard to find.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I keep having recurring dreams I'm a horse.
That's 5 nights on the trot now.

 

[Dave7]

Yesterday I joined the scarecrow appreciation society.........they welcomed me with open arms.

 

[PaulB]

What a con! I just went to the pictures to see the sequel to 'Groundhog Day'. It was the same film!

 

[cyberknight]

 

[PeteXXX]

Too political?

 

[Cavalol]

Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England? Was it:
A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

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Too political?

Lets just say that the choice between Truss and Sunak is like choosing which portaloo to use on day 3 of a festival...