Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

When Dire Straits were in prison, they were very influential.

They were known as the Sultans of S Wing.

 

[Speicher]

When Dire Straits were in prison, they were very influential.

They were known as the Sultans of S Wing.

I heard that they did not finish their senten

 

[PeteXXX]

I used to have a phobia about horse-chestnut trees.

But I think I've conkered it.....

 

[PaulB]

New Rolex released today. Of course, it's for the super-wealthy only.

 

[MichaelW2]

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New Rolex released today. Of course, it's for the super-wealthy only.

Now we know what G Shock means.

 

[tyred]

I've designed my own EV conversion kit

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PaulB]

 

[Sharky]

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Horizon, BBC2, In a few moments.
About the real Jupitet

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I don’t think it’s a joke??

CCTV signs?
Yes!, l’ve seen those
But, a ‘24 Hour Dog’?!?

The (ex) Empire Cinema
Wakefield Road
Normanton
Wakefield

It closed, as a cinema, in 1968
We actually looked at it, after its conversion to a 5-bedroom house (before we bought our present house)
The auditorium, became a walled garden!!
Now it's bedsits/flats
http://cinematreasures.org/theaters/47652
https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/364104

 

[Chris S]

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.
Give a man a fishing rod and he will bore you for the rest of his life.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]