Any good jokes ... ?

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Profpointy

Legendary Member
At the risk of raising the tone, he is, or was, on the Labour national executive and is highly involved in politics.
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham
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DaveReading

Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
Location
Reading, obvs
True story, a friend and her partner visited Pisa and took the usual tourist photos. When she posted one with the tower, she’d edited it on her phone so that it appeared level 😮
It's very easy to take a photo of the Leaning Tower that makes it look vertical, no need for Photoshop.

It can't lean in all directions at the same time. :rolleyes:
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I've just bought some new toilet roll. Nothing special, just bog standard.
 

Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
A bloke is showing two young American girls around London and they come to a Pelican crossing. He presses the button and the pedestrian signal goes 'bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep.'
'What's that for?' asked one of the girls. 'Oh that's just to let the blind know that the lights have changed' said the bloke.
'My Gaad' she said, really shocked, 'in the States we don't even let them drive.'
 
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