Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Post in thread 'Any good jokes ... ?' https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-6158428

Just as funny as the first time!

Recycling at it's best!

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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So true!

 

[PeteXXX]

I need some technical Facebook help, please.

A few months ago, I accepted a friend request from a fellow called Buster, as we both had an avid interest in the 70's band The Sweet. He sent me the odd video of the band but then he started to bombard me with not only videos but almost non-stop messages on Messenger......now as much as I like The Sweet, I thought enough is enough and so I tried to unfriend and block him but I was unable to.....this is where I need technical help ...

Does anyone know the way ....there's got to be a way, to Block Buster?

 

[Sharky]

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Bet there are a few more chapters now.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Sharky]

Flea powder kills fleas. Ant powder kills ants. So baby powder - ?

If only Gun Powder got rid of guns.

 

[Seevio]

If only Gun Powder got rid of guns.

It gets rid of most things if you use enough...

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chislenko]

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You're assuming an English person can read another language 😀

 

[Seevio]

*job interview*
Wonka: Any questions?
Oompah loompah: So we just go out and start singing whenever a kid dies?

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

Men:
Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!!

Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Men:
Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!!

Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself.

If only the women had listened when the men won the Euros in 82, 84, 2010 and 2014 as well as the World Cup twice in 2017.

Sadly, the achievements of the under 17's, under 20's and under 21's seem to have been forgotten by the media already.

 

[Arjimlad]

I need some technical Facebook help, please.

A few months ago, I accepted a friend request from a fellow called Buster, as we both had an avid interest in the 70's band The Sweet. He sent me the odd video of the band but then he started to bombard me with not only videos but almost non-stop messages on Messenger......now as much as I like The Sweet, I thought enough is enough and so I tried to unfriend and block him but I was unable to.....this is where I need technical help ...

Does anyone know the way ....there's got to be a way, to Block Buster?

Sorry, I was waiting to see if anyone had any ideas, but ..

We just haven't got a clue what to do!