Any good jokes ... ?

[Nibor]

Brilliant

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Where did Heather Mills learn to do her laces?

Taiwan.

 

[Cavalol]

I decided to get a camper van, so I sold my white Ford Transit and bought a pink Iveco.

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Cavalol]

I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry.

Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces.

It's a Boing 747.

 

[Dave7]

In todays news I see a cement mixer has crashed into a prison van.
Police are searching for hardened criminals.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Scaleyback]

In todays news I see a cement mixer has crashed into a prison van.
Police are searching for hardened criminals.

With thanks to Tony Blackburn on Sounds of the 60’s ?

 

[Dave7]

With thanks to Tony Blackburn on Sounds of the 60’s ?

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