Chris S
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Andy in Germany
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I suppose he can say all the deliveries are punktual...
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cyberknight
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Joey Shabadoo
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There’s a great actor who can no longer remember his lines, and when word gets out, no one will hire him.
After many years he finally finds a theatre that is prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, but it has only one line. You walk out on stage at the opening, carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply, and then say, ‘Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.’”
The actor is thrilled. All day long he practices his line over and over again. Finally, showtime comes. The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line, “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”
The theater erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but the director is steaming! The actor looks stunned. “You damn fool!” cries the director. “You have ruined me!”
“What happened?? I’m sure I didn’t forget my line!” “No!” screams the director. “You forgot the rose!”
After many years he finally finds a theatre that is prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, but it has only one line. You walk out on stage at the opening, carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply, and then say, ‘Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.’”
The actor is thrilled. All day long he practices his line over and over again. Finally, showtime comes. The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line, “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”
The theater erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but the director is steaming! The actor looks stunned. “You damn fool!” cries the director. “You have ruined me!”
“What happened?? I’m sure I didn’t forget my line!” “No!” screams the director. “You forgot the rose!”
Electric_Andy
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I bet everyone reading the above is now sniffing their fingers
mistyoptic
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Just as funny as the first time!
