Any good jokes ... ?

[Leaway2]

was the cyclist Guy Martin !

spot on.

Trick

 

[User6179]

 

[Hitchington]

A man was rushed to hospital when a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with six toy horses stuck up his rectum.

Doctors described his condition as stable.

 

[beanzontoast]

I had terrible problems with birds pecking at the paint on my window ledge.

Then someone recommended Clearasil.

 

[Markymark]

Unlike you ugly gits, I've had a valentines card every year for 30 years from a secret admirer. I've waited for a few days but I can't understand why it's not come this year.

I'm so upset what with my gran dying last week too.

 

[Markymark]

I've invented a time machine - it's called the M1. Going up it I travel back 30-40 years.

 

[Slioch]

I've invented a time machine - it's called the M1. Going up it I travel back 30-40 years.

Hey, the thread title is "any good jokes". I think you may be posting in the wrong thread.

 

[screenman]

A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up, "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales".
"Why do you think that ?" he said.
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs"

 

[Scoosh]

Hang on @screenman - it's not that joke's birthday yet !

 

[screenman]

Hang on @screenman - it's not that joke's birthday yet !

How do you do that?

I was driving home today and decided to tell myself some jokes, bit boring really as I had heard them all before.

 

[Scoosh]

What ? Remember that far back ? I just thought I'd seen that one before, so did a 'Search this thread' search and - there it was !


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[Puddles]

 

[Hitchington]

Why do you see bags of white sugar everywhere but hardly any bags of brown sugar?

Because demerara.

 

[colly]

A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up, "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales".
"Why do you think that ?" he said.
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs"

That is not funny.
Driving back from a day out with the kids in the back. I pulled up at some lights and looked in the rear view mirror.
Said 'I've never heard of that make of bike before'
Son ' What is it?'
Muggins 'Ahamay'

Sadly this is a true story.

 

[Cubist]

spot on.

Can she weld?