Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

Two best friends go to Orlando for a holiday.One of them spots the biggest Ferris wheel he has ever seen,we have got to go on that.No you go on your own,I don't fancy going around and around as I don't like heights.Well the first guy loves it,until there is a mighty crack,and the wheel collapses in a tangled mess,Finding his friend dazed and covered in dust and rust,holding his hand he asks are you hurt.Of course I am I went round four times and you never waved once.

 

[craigwend]

4 engineers get into a car. It won't start.

The mechanical engineer says "it's a faulty starter..."

The electrical engineer says "more likely it's a dead battery..."

The chemical engineer says "no, it will be impurities in the fuel..."

And the IT engineer says "we should all get out of the car and then get back in again"...

 

[morrisman]

me: What do you know about atoms?
friend: Very little
me: Besides that

 

[sheddy]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[swee'pea99]

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That's a funny way to spell Boris

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[tribanjules]

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So was the garden of Eden in Norfolk uk then ? 😜

 

[PaulB]

I'm not saying we were poor when I grew up but if you woke up on Christmas morning without a hard-on, you'd have nothing to play with for the rest of the day.

 

[postman]

We were so poor our mum used to take in other people's washing,usually after it was pitch black at night.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[morrisman]

Just read that a naked man broke into the church....
Police chased him around and caught him by the organ