Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

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Before or after turning the garment inside out?

 

[Chris S]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[CharlesF]

Received a text from the wife saying she was breaking up with me.

Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted “Sorry, wrong number”.

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulSB]

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For the life of me I can't see the joke.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[postman]

Manchester United fans and Liverpool stewards were involved in scuffles outside Anfield during the match last week.It took the intervention of Merseyside Police to get the fans to go back inside and finish watching the game.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Salty seadog]

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[Dayvo]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Cavalol]

Just asked my dalek neighbour who he thought would win Division 2. 'Exeter mate, Exeter mate' he replied.

 

[Cavalol]

I was waiting to buy a sandwich toaster, when I saw the greatest martial artist ever to come out of Athens walk past. I didn't know whether to go and get his autograph, or proceed with my purchase. I was caught between the Breville and the Greek Bruce Lee.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Only funny if you know what happened at the Oscars.....