Any good jokes ... ?

[welsh dragon]

Noahs ark is bobbing along on the ocean. A unicorn spies another unicorn and goes up to him and says. " Well I guess it's up to you and me to 're populate the planet with more unicorns. So Hi my name is Greg what's yours.

"I'm Dave ".

 

[Cavalol]

After being asked 44 times by Michael Jackson, Annie eventually confirmed she felt terrible.

 

[JtB]

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I need a little help with that one

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I need a little help with that one

Read the left sign, then read the right one

 

[JtB]

Read the left sign, then read the right one

Ah - thanks 💡

 

[postman]

The groundstaff at Old Trafford Manchester were asked why have you got the best playing surface in the whole country.Well you see every fortnight we spread one billion pounds worth of manure over it.

 

[Legs]

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Sorry, but Genesis 5:4 says that Adam begat sons and daughters after Cain, Abel and Seth...

Still some brother-sister action, but that's hardly that surprising...

 

[markemark]

If you are scared of lifts then I recommend you take steps to avoid them.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Sorry, but Genesis 5:4 says that Adam begat sons and daughters after Cain, Abel and Seth...

Still some brother-sister action, but that's hardly that surprising...

When did begating go out of fashion?

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[morrisman]

God - Noah, it's time to build another boat.
Noah - Oh, so soon! But hey, you are the boss. So the same, animals, two by two etc?
God - Actually no. We forgot the fish last time so this time this will be just for the fish. Also, build it with more than one deck.
Noah - Big boat, only fish and several levels. Got it boss!
God - And another thing, not just any fish. I want only Carp on the new boat.
Noah - So, let me get this right God. You want a "Multi Storey Carp Ark!"

 

[Dayvo]

 

[craigwend]