Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I did this but still managed to get old!

Life is just one long failure after another

 

[JtB]

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Thank you - that made me laugh 😂

 

[Cavalol]

Three Scouse kids boasting.
First lad: My dad's so fast, if he fired an arrow at a tree, he'd reach the tree first."
Second lad: "My dad could fire a gun at a tree, and beat the bullet."
Third lad: "That's nothing. My dad works for the Council. He finishes work at 5, and he's in the house at half 3."

 

[craigwend]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Sat 16th

Spotted: a very Yorkshire phrasing !
‘Ring Road West’
A1237
Askham Bryan
York
Amelia took the photograph, as l was driving

 

[tyred]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I did this but still managed to get old!

Was one of my older brothers tricks. Let's put a screwdriver each in a hole in the socket, he'd take the earth, so you took the shock, he only caught you once with it mind.

 

[Chris S]

Was one of my older brothers tricks. Let's put a screwdriver each in a hole in the socket, he'd take the earth, so you took the shock, he only caught you once with it mind.

Somebody at primary school used to push a foxglove head up one nostril and then pull it out of the other. Years later I realized that he already had one up the other nostril.

 

[tony111]

Sat 16th

Spotted: a very Yorkshire phrasing !
‘Ring Road West’
A1237
Askham Bryan
York
Amelia took the photograph, as l was driving

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Was it Kev's chippy in Eastmoor that had a sign on his van..."No fish n chips are kept in this van overnight"?

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Was it Kev's chippy in Eastmoor that had a sign on his van..."No fish n chips are kept in this van overnight"?

It might have been, or the original shop in Stanley, on Lake Lock Road?

 

[tony111]

It might have been, or the original shop in Stanley, on Lake Lock Road?

The one on Stanley Rd. I think near The Albion pub. It was about 7 years ago though.

 

[Cavalol]

My wfie's just given me a call to let me know how she got on in her driving test.
"So" I asked excitedly. "How did you get on?"
"Not good." She replied, "He failed me."
"Oh dear!" I said sympathetically, "It can't be that bad, what did he pull you up on?"
"A rope." She replied "The car's still in the river."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The one on Stanley Rd. I think near The Albion pub. It was about 7 years ago though.

I know it

That said, l remember when the Chapel used to stand where he had his house built
(Long Causeway, Stanley)