Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Apparently Viagra is now available in teabags, while still enhancing your sexual performance it also stops your biscuits going soft.

That gives a new spin on 'teabagging'.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

View: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10221744525154648&set=a.10221718153695378

 

[Dayvo]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

In an English lesson the teacher asked me to make a sentence using the word facinate,so I said I have a donkey jacket that has nine buttons but I can only fasten eight.I got detention.

 

[postman]

A month later he said Mee boy make a sentence using the word wonderful twice.So ,my sister came home from the doctors with our mum,dad she said,our Brenda is pregnant,Wonderful just bloody wonderful he replied.

 

[tyred]

The school teacher asked me who invented the thermometer. I said "Freddy Mercury."

 

[Dave7]

I woke early this morning and was trying to think what time the sun would rise.....then it dawned on me.

 

[Tenkaykev]

In an English lesson the teacher asked me to make a sentence using the word facinate,so I said I have a donkey jacket that has nine buttons but I can only fasten eight.I got detention.

I know a similar joke that I can’t publish here. The word the teacher set the class was “ contagious “ 😁

 

[markemark]

I know a similar joke that I can’t publish here. The word the teacher set the class was “ contagious “ 😁

….took me ages to work that one out

 

[Tenkaykev]

….took me ages to work that one out

Yes, it involved the painting of a very large area with a 1" paintbrush...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Yes, it involved the painting of a very large area with a 1" paintbrush...

Bet that took a while.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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I did this but still managed to get old!