Any good jokes ... ?

[winjim]

Why are giraffes necks are so long?

Because their heads are so far from their body..

🦒

Why have elephants got big ears?



Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why have elephants got big ears?



Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Ear we go...

 

[PeteXXX]

Rembrant walks into a pub and sees his old mate Van Gogh at the bar..
"Do you want a drink VanG?" he asks..
"No thanks, Remy, I've got one ear"

 

[Profpointy]

Rembrant walks into a pub and sees his old mate Van Gogh at the bar..
"Do you want a drink VanG?" he asks..
"No thanks, Remy, I've got one ear"

Van Gogh's mum says to him "hey Van, why on earth did you cut your ear off?"

And he says "pardon?"

 

[MichaelW2]

The worst part about being a giraffe
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

My friend has a strange, solitary hobby making himself models of Wiltshire market towns.

That said, he’s quite happy being left to his own Devizes.

 

[postman]

You started it

I will finish it.Do you know the difference between an elephant and a pillar box.NO oh well i will post my own letters.

 

[Oldhippy]

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

WHy do elephants paint their toes red??





so they can hide in cherry trees!





have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree



no


shows how well it works!!!

 

[Dayvo]

My friend has a strange, solitary hobby making himself models of Wiltshire market towns.

That said, he’s quite happy being left to his own Devizes.

He’ll be in solitary confinement if he gets LOCKED in.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

The worst part about being a giraffe
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Giraffe goes into a cocktail bar and says "the high balls are on me"

 

[postman]

A racehorse refused to run against a giraffe,because it always won by a neck.