Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

Why do giraffes have long necks.

Because their feet smell.

have you just opened a left over christmas cracker !!!

 

[Sterlo]

 

[welsh dragon]

have you just opened a left over christmas cracker !!!

Clearly you are just jealous

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My bank manager is a strange man; before he approves someone to borrow money he makes them sing a Roy Orbison song in his office.
Nobody else, only the loanee.

 

[srj10]

I've joined a dating site for arsonists. They send me new matches every week.

I've joined a Ukrainian dating site, I now have a chick in kiev .

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[DRM]

A man is out, taking his dog for a walk, he sees a friend and they walk together when suddenly the dog starts pulling on his lead wanting to cross the road, the friend asks what’s up with the dog, the dogs owner says he’s seen the wall over there and wants a wee, they cross the road and when the dog gets to the wall he goes on to his back legs and rests his front legs on top of the wall and has a wee, the friend says wow how long has he done that, the dogs owner replies ever since a wall fell on him.

 

[tyred]

 

[Tribansman]

Why do giraffes have long necks.

Because their feet smell.

Why do giraffes rarely say sorry?
Because it takes them ages to swallow their pride

 

[welsh dragon]

Why do giraffes rarely say sorry?
Because it takes them ages to swallow their pride

That's even worse than the one what I did

 

[PeteXXX]

Why are giraffes necks are so long?

Because their heads are so far from their body..

🦒

 

[welsh dragon]

Why are giraffes necks are so long?

Because their heads are so far from their body..

🦒

That is truly awful

 

[PeteXXX]

That is truly awful

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