Any good jokes ... ?

[mikeIow]

 

[PaulB]

I've joined a dating site for arsonists. They send me new matches every week.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Do you need a hand writing your CV?

Thanks, but I don't like French cars.

 

[Cavalol]

Apparently, all dogs are going to have to have microchips from 2023.

Sod that, mine's getting Pedigree Chum as usual.

 

[Dayvo]

Thanks, but I don't like French cars.

No $hit, Ron.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[DRM]

Viagra, it won’t turn you into James Bond, but it’ll make you Roger Moore!

 

[craigwend]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]

 

[welsh dragon]

Why do giraffes have long necks.

Because their feet smell.