Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[johnnyb47]

What do you do if a herd of elephants come charging towards you whilst making a phone call.
You make a trunk call and reverse the charge

 

[Threevok]

What do you give an elephant with Diarrhea ?

Plenty of room

 

[Cavalol]

A good romance starts with attraction, kindness and mutual respect.
A bad romance starts with 'Rha - rha - ah - ah - ah...'

 

[BigSid]

First picture from the James Webb Space Telescope.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

Ouch, I've just lost 20% off my couch.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

Not been feeling too well this past week.I have been vomitting,so bad was admitted to hospital.It seems i have poisoned myself,what i thought were onions in the veg rack turned out to be tulip bulbs,doctors say i will be out by spring.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Welcome to the first meeting of Assumption Club. I think we all know why we are here...

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Sad news just in, a man was killed today working in our local bookies, when he was pinned against a wall by a box of betting slips. The ambulance crew tried to revive him, but the odds were stacked against him.