Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

It turns out you can't get a fridge in Selfridges...they don't sell boots in Boots....and as for Currys..

 

[Dayvo]

It turns out you can't get a fridge in Selfridges...they don't sell boots in Boots....and as for Currys..

And no geysers in Iceland, not a tractor in sight at J D Sports, nothing in kilograms in Poundland, and no sheep at Woolworth’s.

 

[PaulB]

And no geysers in Iceland, not a tractor in sight at J D Sports, nothing in kilograms in Poundland, and no sheep at Woolworth’s.

And no canaries in the Canary Islands and the same in the Virgin Islands, no canaries there, either.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

And no geysers in Iceland, not a tractor in sight at J D Sports, nothing in kilograms in Poundland, and no sheep at Woolworth’s.

And they don't sell lucozade in boots. It runs out of the lace holes..

 

[Chris S]

Spoiler: Ambiguity

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

And no canaries in the Canary Islands and the same in the Virgin Islands, no canaries there, either.

You REALLY don't want to go to Scunthorpe.

 

[Cavalol]

Cheggers Plays Prop

 

[Arjimlad]

Good old Viz!

 

[Dayvo]

And no canaries in the Canary Islands and the same in the Virgin Islands, no canaries there, either.

No biscuits on Dunk Island, but, strangely enough, women on the Isle of Man.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[MichaelW2]

You can get eggs on Eigg but no Rum on Rhum and Muck is full of itself.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]