Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Manchester United have confirmed that all travelling fans will have their fares refunded for their trip to Brentford, after the game was called off with very little notice. To claim your £3.20 single Underground fare back, e-mail your Oyster car receipt to the club.

 

[Nibor]

Spoiler: NSFHome

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

View: https://twitter.com/Oldfirmfacts1/status/1338234263930630145?s=20

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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Looks like another “ Barrats Barracks “ development.

 

[PaulB]

My wife came back from the Garden Centre yesterday afternoon with a great big timepiece which she has stuck in the middle of the lawn.
Now I’m having to work around the clock.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

This appeared on my FaceBook page

 

[oldwheels]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

If a liar's pants really did catch fire, watching a party political broadcast would be very entertaining.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]