Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

Leaked photo of Norway’s Christmas tree present to London next year.

 

[Cavalol]

Me: I'm buying a theatre!
My wife: Are you having me on?
Me: Well, I'll give you an audition, but I can't promise anything.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time 😄

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Seevio]

Just a little update on the situation with my Uncle because I know some of you that follow me know him personally and you have been pretty concerned. He's taken going to prison pretty hard he's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone and is threatening violence at anyone who comes near him, he's smeared the walls with his own s**t and is refusing to wear clothes.
As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with him anymore.

I see your like for @morrisman's joke two days ago means it's worth posting again. To be fair though, it's a good one.

 

[Cavalol]

I see your like for @morrisman's joke two days ago means it's worth posting again. To be fair though, it's a good one.

Jesus, my memory is worse than I thought! Sorry

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

My wife's been looking up all the words beginning with 's' in the dictionary. I think she's up to something.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

Thinking of having an Xmas party?
Then you need to answer these questions:

1. What words precede 'Be Happy' in a Bobby McFerrin song?
2. Sting was the lead singer of which band?
3. Who did Orlando Bloom play in 'Pirates of the Caribbean'?
4. The first forced bet in a round of poker is the small what?
5. Which organ of the body contains the sclera?