Any good jokes ... ?

[welsh dragon]

More breaking news from your intrepid reporter.

There has been a devastating flood in a lemonade factory.

100 employees have been schwepped away.

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke but it made me laugh.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I used to go out with a girl who was a photographer.
I thought it was real love bit it never developed.

 

[flake99please]

The inventor of the raffle ticket has died. RIP Tom Bola.

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making, by making you an otter you can't defuse.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making, by making you an otter you can't defuse.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cioieKi3TgI

 

[Colin Grigson]

I bet my missus that I could build a bicycle out of spaghetti.

She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[morrisman]

 

[postman]

Your Highness why are we flogging this infidel,why why I gave him £300 million to buy me a new castle,He came back with a stupid football club.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

I was in B&Q today looking for some bathroom flooring.
An employee came over to me and said, "Did you know some tiles are worth 10 times more than regular ones?"
I said, "Really? Have you got any?"
He said, "Yes. Here's a 'Q' and here's a 'Z'."

 

[Electric_Andy]

I went into the local Bakery and the Baker boasted "I've got over a ton of dough out the back". I said "prove it!"