Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people that asked me for directions.

 

[Arjimlad]

I went into the local Bakery and the Baker boasted "I've got over a ton of dough out the back". I said "prove it!"

Took me a little while!

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[numbnuts]

 

[T4tomo]

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if that's real and not photo-shopped, its very good!

 

[Cavalol]

I spent the last three days alone trying to learn escapology.
I need to get out more.

 

[postman]

I am told clocks go back this month,well for the life of me I cannot remember where I bought them from.

 

[Cavalol]

How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?
a) don't
b) leave it

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Just seen ABBA at the takeaway and asked them if they wanted a kebab.
They said "No, we've just had a chippy tea ta".

 

[Cavalol]

It's possible to make multiple wives out of paper using the ancient art of polygami.