Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Can't spell either......
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Me, to hover fly: I never thought our son would go far, but he has!
Hover fly: This catapult is wonderful! Go and get our daughter!
Hover fly: This catapult is wonderful! Go and get our daughter!
Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
A High School sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. A raffle was held during the lunch and one of the pensioners won a new radio. She wrote to the school to say thank you.
Dear High School,
Thank you for the beautiful radio I won at your pensioners' luncheon. I am 87 years old and all my family members have passed away, so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown a forgotten old lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her late husband and understandably wanted to keep it safe.
The other day her radio fell off the cupboard where it had stood for a long time and smashed into several pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listed to my new radio and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to f*** off.
Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.
Dear High School,
Thank you for the beautiful radio I won at your pensioners' luncheon. I am 87 years old and all my family members have passed away, so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown a forgotten old lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her late husband and understandably wanted to keep it safe.
The other day her radio fell off the cupboard where it had stood for a long time and smashed into several pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listed to my new radio and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to f*** off.
Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
For anyone who wants to save some money this Christmas, now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through covid...
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Stolen from Facebook
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Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Everyone knows cats would make terrible HGV drivers. They'd stand at the door for ages and them come straight back in as soon as they went out.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
A 999 caller asked to be put through to the Ambulance.
"Man's been found unconscious, please help!"
"OK, what's your location?"
"Eucalyptus Boulevard".
" Can you spell that?"
"...er... hang on, we're just carrying him to Pine Street".
"Man's been found unconscious, please help!"
"OK, what's your location?"
"Eucalyptus Boulevard".
" Can you spell that?"
"...er... hang on, we're just carrying him to Pine Street".
