Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

Old Macdonald had an electronic musical instrument controlled without physical contact
E I E I O
With a min min here
And a min min there
Here a min
THEREMIN
Everywhere a min min

 

[Tenkaykev]

Old Macdonald had an electronic musical instrument controlled without physical contact
E I E I O
With a min min here
And a min min there
Here a min
THEREMIN
Everywhere a min min

Hats off for the worst, most contrived joke on the thread so far 😉

 

[rikki]

View attachment 613191

Too soon?

 

[PaulB]

Old Macdonald had an electronic musical instrument controlled without physical contact
E I E I O
With a min min here
And a min min there
Here a min
THEREMIN
Everywhere a min min

Don't worry, Morrisman, help is always at hand in the form of.....Half Man Half Biscuit to the rescue - as ever - and here it's by ending one of their best ever songs singing about a theremin!
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AqCd0cFFpY

 

[Cavalol]

Not exactly sure what the former Israeli Prime Minister's email address is, but I do know it's Benjamin, not on Yahoo.

 

[Cavalol]

A friend of mine woke up this morning covered in raffle tickets.

He's contracted tombola.

 

[Red17]

Don't worry, Morrisman, help is always at hand in the form of.....Half Man Half Biscuit to the rescue - as ever - and here it's by ending one of their best ever songs singing about a theremin!

Probably the 1 instrument John Otway did master
View:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBU325V4X3Y

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.

It's my oughtobiography.

 

[Profpointy]

Probably the 1 instrument John Otway did master
View:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBU325V4X3Y

I used to have a Theramin but I sold it. Hadn't touched it in ages

(sorry, had to be done)

Still might be tempted to make one seeing that

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

I just read about a thief that specialises in stealing wheels off police cars.
They are working tirelessly to catch him.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it nearly all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

 

[Dayvo]