Any good jokes ... ?

[swee'pea99]

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I don't hold with that kind of thing. I like to call a spade a manually transportable topsoil redistributor.

 

[mistyoptic]

I don't hold with that kind of thing. I like to call a spade a manually transportable topsoil redistributor.

But then there’ll be job demarcation issues if you try to use it for anything else?

 

[newts]

I don't hold with that kind of thing. I like to call a spade a manually transportable topsoil redistributor.

Trouble is you end up digging yourself into a hole if you're not careful.

 

[Cavalol]

n the papers today it says that eating oily fish helps to stop deafness.
Good news for the hard of herring.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[postman]

Failing eyesight may also be age related

My mother told me something else,when I was a teenager.

 

[Chislenko]

Just spent the morning doing some concreting.

Cut myself to ribbons.

That's the last time I buy that sharp sand!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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@classic33 ?

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

Couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt - then it clicked

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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TBF that bike has zero carbon content and those wheels and tyres look damn heavy

and even the rider's trainers weigh several grammes more than necessary

clearly counts as a Heavy vehicle

 

[Seevio]

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Saddle is way too low.