Any good jokes ... ?

[welsh dragon]

I had a happy childhood.
My dad used to put me inside tyres.
And roll me down the hill.
Those were Goodyears......​

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I had a happy childhood.
My dad used to put me inside tyres.
And roll me down the hill.
Those were Goodyears......​

Same joke twice on the same day in the same thread. Mind you some of you are that old that you'll have forgot you read it the first time by the time you get to the second posting.

 

[welsh dragon]

Same joke twice on the same day in the same thread. Mind you some of you are that old that you'll have forgot you read it the first time by the time you get to the second posting.

I didn't see the other one.
And watch it you.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I didn't see the other one.
And watch it you.

Failing eyesight may also be age related

 

[PeteXXX]

Same joke twice on the same day in the same thread. Mind you some of you are that old that you'll have forgot you read it the first time by the time you get to the second posting.

Oi! I resemble that remark! 😂

 

[welsh dragon]

Failing eyesight may also be age related

Sarcastic sod.

 

[MichaelW2]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Fear of long words. What sick barsteward coined it.
Doc: "well the good news is that we have identified your phobia.
The bad news is that you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"

 

[Seevio]

 

[flake99please]

My wife stormed into the pub and threw a plate of beans on toast in front of me. "There's your bloody dinner," she screamed. "You spend so much time in here you may as well eat in here as well!"

I've never been so embarrassed. I'd told the boys tonight was curry night!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said 'I could marry you!'

I couldn't believe it, you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop.

I've just taken the lead.