Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Just narrowly avoided a collision with a wagon carrying Gillette foam and razors.
It was a close shave.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife left because she could no longer cope with my Timewarp obsession.

It really drove her insayayayayane.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Profpointy]

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Oh dear ! My dad is an incorrigible hoarder, thankfully slightly curtailed as he no longer drives and can't fetch as much stuff home. I actually have to steal rubbish off him when his back's turned - eg food containers, double glazing flyers, receipts from the supermarket. He get's visibly stressed if I throw a receipt for a pint of milk away.

I did still laugh at the picture but maybe won't show it him

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

 

[Dayvo]

You had one job….!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I went Bobsleighing the other day.

Killed 120 Bobs.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year.

I missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs.