Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I've got an electronic device that i connect to my tiny dog to make sound effects from its bark.
It's called a chihuahua wah-wah pedel.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[rvw]

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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I saw a similar thing in real life at our local “ Waste Water Treatment Plant” ( sh*tworks ) 😁 there was a walkway between two rows of settlement tanks. A contractor installed hinged lampposts along the walkway to make lamp changes easier. When you loosened the hinge the lamp ended up over the centre of the tank 😮

 

[PaulB]

I've just realised, you can get warts from straw.

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[winjim]

That's written up in big letters on a bridge over rhe M25 !

Not any more it's not.

 

[Profpointy]

Not any more it's not.

I'd heard that too, maybe on here. Someone commented that it should have been "listed"

 

[Chris S]

That's written up in big letters on a bridge over rhe M25 !

Talking of things written on bridges over the M25 there used to be an NF symbol with the 'N' written backwards!

 

[DaveReading]

Talking of things written on bridges over the M25 there used to be an NF symbol with the 'N' written backwards!

No, not backwards, just upside-down.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Talking of things written on bridges over the M25 there used to be an NF symbol with the 'N' written backwards!

It was perhaps just a Russian 'I'.