Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

What's the difference between straight and bisexual?
About six pints of lager.

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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I did see a sticker on the back of one of those corrugated Citroen bread vans "if you think is is slow, wait till we go uphill"

 

[Sharky]

The issues with the UK Supply chain are worrying. Fortunately, we are OK for toilet rolls. There is a factory outlet near us and they have stocks.
They're our sole agents.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

The Swiss must have been very confident of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The Swiss must have been very confident of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

Probably assume the most likely thing is to be invaded by the French - so when they are driven back they will leave their supplies behind (like the Americans have left helicopters and stuff in Afganistan) - which for the French is bound to include wine!

 

[Tenkaykev]

Probably assume the most likely thing is to be invaded by the French - so when they are driven back they will leave their supplies behind (like the Americans have left helicopters and stuff in Afganistan) - which for the French is bound to include wine!

Ha! As if. When have the French every invaded anyone? Oh, hang on…

 

[swee'pea99]

Spotted this morning outside a local salon...

 

[Cavalol]

I was sorry to hear on the news today that a man was run over by a boat in Venice.


My gondolences are with his family.

 

[Mike Ayling]

The issues with the UK Supply chain are worrying. Fortunately, we are OK for toilet rolls. There is a factory outlet near us and they have stocks.
They're our sole agents.

Should read: They are sole agents and I first heard that about 1961!

 

[Sharky]

Should read: They are sole agents and I first heard that about 1961!

You heard it before me then. Must have been 1965 when I heard it.

 

[numbnuts]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]