Any good jokes ... ?

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You had one job….!

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Welsh?

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

My wife and I have taken up woodworking.
My mate said he didn't know we were carpenters.
I said "We've only just begun,"

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

I've just received my A level results where I got A, B, B, A. I'm looking for an employer who'll take a chance on me.

 

[Chromatic]

I've just received my A level results where I got A, B, B, A. I'm looking for an employer who'll take a chance on me.

Stolen from Private Eye

Eighties pop bands renamed for the twenties
ABBA now A*AAA*
ABC now A*AA
AC/DC now A*A/AA

 

[Seevio]

Stolen from Private Eye

Eighties pop bands renamed for the twenties
ABBA now A*AAA*
ABC now A*AA
AC/DC now A*A/AA

I wonder if AC/DC would have described themselves as an "80's pop band".

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[Salty seadog]

My wife and I have taken up woodworking.
My mate said he didn't know we were carpenters.
I said "We've only just begun,"

Reported.

 

[Dayvo]

Raise your hand if you try to breathe more quietly when riding up a steep hill so bystanders don’t hear you desperately gasping for air.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Reported.

 

[Salty seadog]

It had to be done I'm afraid. Considering the content.

 

[mistyoptic]

It had to be done I'm afraid. Considering the content.

But did you report it by calling occupants of interplanetary craft?

 

[MichaelW2]

But did you report it by calling occupants of interplanetary craft?

Or a postman?