Any good jokes ... ?
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
A woman went into the chemist and asked for a box of condoms.
The cashier asked her is she needed a bag and she said no it's ok, I'll just turn the lights off.
The cashier asked her is she needed a bag and she said no it's ok, I'll just turn the lights off.
LeetleGreyCells
Un rouleur infatigable
- Location
- Whitehaven Mansions
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Fun fact: boomerangs are Australia’s chief export.
they’re also a major import
they’re also a major import
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I was having dinner with a male friend.
He said so having sex 3 people is called a 3some, and having sex with 4 people is called a 4some. That must make me handsome.
He said so having sex 3 people is called a 3some, and having sex with 4 people is called a 4some. That must make me handsome.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
betty swollocks
large member
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
An Englishman and Irishman a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the same unit in the army. They are captured by the enemy.
The leader says, we are going to kill you. However we will allow each of you one request.
They ask the Scotsman what his request is and he says he wants a 1000 pipers all playing flower of Scotland.
They ask the Irishman what he wants. He says he wants a 100 dancers all dancing the river dance.
They ask the Welshman what he wants and he says he wants a 100 strong male choir all singing Welsh songs.
They turn to the Englishman and ask him what he wants . Bloody hell he says, shoot me first.
The leader says, we are going to kill you. However we will allow each of you one request.
They ask the Scotsman what his request is and he says he wants a 1000 pipers all playing flower of Scotland.
They ask the Irishman what he wants. He says he wants a 100 dancers all dancing the river dance.
They ask the Welshman what he wants and he says he wants a 100 strong male choir all singing Welsh songs.
They turn to the Englishman and ask him what he wants . Bloody hell he says, shoot me first.
Dag Hammar
Senior Member
- Location
- Essex
Paddy says to Mick , “ Mick, I’m tinking of gittin meself a dog and I’m goin‘ to git me a Labrador”
Sod that says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind.
( not sure if I’ll get away with this joke but I enjoyed it when it was told to me )
Sod that says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind.
( not sure if I’ll get away with this joke but I enjoyed it when it was told to me )
