Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

If you are going out to play golf, remember to take a spare sock with you in case you get a hole in one.

 

[newts]

 

[Kestevan]

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It's just that most of the grass has moved south to avoid wee krankie ...

 

[PaulB]

A friend of mine was shot with a starting pistol. Police reckon it was race related.

 

[postman]

A friend of mine was shot with a starting pistol. Police reckon it was race related.

Not a lot of people know this.But the sister of Karl Marx invented the starting pistol,her name was Onya.

 

[Dave7]

I bought a drum kit off ebay.
There were no skins and it was broken but for 5 quid you can't beat it.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

My boss has been brilliant lately. He said I can take in shorts tomorrow because of the heat. Stolichnaya it is then!

 

[srj10]

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I was sitting there drinking coffee in my slippers this morning and thought, I should really get around to washing some cups.

 

[Cavalol]

I never knew that Jesus had a job in a Manchester prison, but according to my local vicar the Lord works in Strangeways.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

Me and my reclining chair, we go way back.