Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

Not a good omen for the wedding night then...

The signs were all there.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

This is a genuine sign

It was on our Post Graduate Medical Education Centre, in the old Hospital (which closed in 2010, & all services transferred to new buildings)

Just think...................... some Doctors needed instructions how to open a door
Now they're looking after the population

 

[bruce1530]

Reminds me of this one...

 

[Sharky]

On successful completion of a "Creative Writing" course, a student was heard to say "Words can't describe how good a course it was"!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Where are the Star Wars impersonators you booked?
Their people carrier broke down. All I know is they're in a Galaxy far, far away.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[raleighnut]

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I thought she was groping him

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Threevok]

Hermes deliveries have really gone down hill since Kenny Rodgers starting driving for them

I ordered some spare parts to service my forks, and he didn't turn up with them until 2am !!

You picked a fine time to leave me loose seals

 

[T4tomo]

Hermes deliveries have really gone down hill since Kenny Rodgers starting driving for them

I ordered some spare parts to service my forks, and he didn't turn up with them until 2am !!

You picked a fine time to leave me loose seals

that was quite amazing in any event, given he died last year

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

that was quite amazing in any event, given he died last year

Oh. There goes my Edward Woodward joke then...

 

[T4tomo]

Oh. There goes my Edward Woodward joke then...

you might be able to reword it in an historical context