LCpl Boiled Egg
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Why did Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name?
If he didn't, he would have been called Ewar Woowar.
If he didn't, he would have been called Ewar Woowar.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
that was quite amazing in any event, given he died last year
That may explain why the CRC order I placed Tuesday for next day delivery, still hasn't arrived.
Yesterday was a beautiful, sunny spring day, and me and some friends were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch we stopped for lunch and I asked the waitress:
“Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us.
Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch we stopped for lunch and I asked the waitress:
“Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us.
Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
Nah - used to live near there - there isn't a Burger King for miles
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch is the wifi password for the village. All Welsh towns and villages put the wifi password up on signs as you drive in.
NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT - Sorry, I need to vent!!!!
I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund.
The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO."
I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK."
No refund.
No FREE replacement.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I''ll tell you what...
I'm NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again.
I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund.
The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO."
I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK."
No refund.
No FREE replacement.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I''ll tell you what...
I'm NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again.
My girlfriend finished with me and I was getting quite emotional reading the break-up text. My mother asked me what I was reading and not wanting to admit what it was, I told her it was a cooking recipe. Why are you crying then? she asked. "I'm at the bit where you chop the onions" I replied.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Oh. There goes my Edward Woodward joke then...
We all have an Edward Woodwood joke, the same one.
