Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

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This is not the time or place for jokes about cheese eating surrender monkeys.

 

[morrisman]

Tomorrow lunchtime

 

[Buck]

Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the universe. Without it it’s just gravy.

 

[Dag Hammar]

Quasi Modo set off for work and his wife said “ Bye dear, give me a ring later”

and Isaac Newton said to his wife “ I don’t think you realise the gravity of the situation”

 

[Cathryn]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

 

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[raleighnut]

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There's fousands of em

 

[PaulB]

I once read that taking your bike to work every day is good for the environment so I thought, why not? I'm not using the roof rack for anything else.

 

[PaulB]

Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I did 3.24 last year but this year I'm hoping not to get bored as quickly and watching it for a bit longer.

 

[Chislenko]

Why is it always the men who have to make the tea in Israeli households?

Because they are He Brews.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The Obvious, & How To State It...............


Old photo, April 2015

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Mine is actually keeping it all

My wife's is throwing it............ sorry 'my carefully stored essentials' away......................

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I didn't even know he'd been poorly!!!

Being serious, it was a hamlet on The Great North Road, some buildings are still there
(the A1 is now realigned to avoid it - it's now a layby; southbound only)



Perhaps he fell down the Well?
(moved, it was more or less, where our old Panda's parked
(Sept 2015 photos)