Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

 

[johnnyb47]

@roadrash,
That's good! I can see both, 🍻🤪so must be borderline Alcoholic

 

[Cavalol]

My dentist told me that if I were to have false teeth fitted my speech might be affected.
I went ahead and had them anyway.

Can't say I'm sorry.

 

[PaulB]

My dentist told me that if I were to have false teeth fitted my speech might be affected.
I went ahead and had them anyway.

Can't say I'm sorry.

You can't say 'fairer than that'.

 

[srj10]

 

[PaulB]

I've just been to Bruce Forsyth's new sweet shop. He asked me what I wanted and I said, "Give us a Twirl."

 

[PaulB]

This horse was having a pint with a donkey. The horse says, 'I've won the Derby, the Oaks, the St. Ledger, the Grand National and the Gold Cup!' The donkey says, 'That's nothing' and shows the horse a picture of a zebra on his mobile phone. 'Who's that?' says the horse. The donkey says, 'That's me when I played for Juventus.'

 

[Cavalol]

My Uncle had a heart attack whilst making love to his wife last month.



He said he did not know if he was coming or going.

 

[Dave7]

My Uncle had a heart attack whilst making love to his wife last month.



He said he did not know if he was coming or going.

In the early 70s I had a job delivering Co-op bread. One day a customer was telling us that the woman next door had a guy in while her husband was on nights.
Unfortunately, in mid stroke, he had a heart attack and died.
As per your joke I said "I bet he didn't know if he was coming or going".

 

[Nibor]

A woman has been fined for holding illegal Botox parties during lock down, her customers didn't look surprised.

 

[cyberknight]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Nibor]

 

[Seevio]

 

[slowmotion]

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?















A: Nobody knows...it's never been attempted.