Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

I told Bill Withers that 'Ain't No Sunshine' was particularly poor grammar.
He replied 'I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know'

lyrics by Sybil Fawlty


View: https://youtu.be/XHnAM6xb18I

 

[Cavalol]

I got a letter from my son's school saying he was illiterate.
I went absolutely mad.
We got married three months before he was born.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Cavalol]

Last night I dreamt I was playing cricket. I woke up with the runs.

 

[Cavalol]

What's the difference between theatres and toilets?


One is for arts and farces...

 

[Dayvo]

Last night I dreamt I was playing cricket. I woke up with the runs.

Good job you didn’t face a full toss!

 

[PaulB]

Missouri - the most depressed of the United States.

 

[betty swollocks]

Q: what did Spartacus say when a lion ate his wife?
A: nothing. He was gladiator.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[rikki]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Chris S]

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Knock once for 'yes', twice for 'no'.

 

[Cavalol]

Kidnapping Irish prime ministers? Yeah, been there, done that, got the taoiseach.

 

[roadrash]

Good job you didn’t face a full toss!

in the googlies

 

[postman]

We went to a wedding on Saturday,it was brilliant to see and speak to other people.The dj told us to stand next to the person who has made us happiest these past twelve months.My word the barman nearly got killed.