Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It's a little fit bunny

 

[Eziemnaik]

 

[Oldhippy]

Quite an uncomfortable picture.

 

[Eziemnaik]

Is it because she has quite big feet and a bulge in the throat?

 

[morrisman]

Stolen from Twitter
If I knew I was going to be pardoned by Trump I would have had to change my name to 'Me Boy Is That The Chattanooga Choo Choo,’ just to hear him say, ‘I pardon...’

 

[postman]

Oh boy am I in big trouble.I have invested all our savings in isas,how was I to know baking equipment was going to bottom out.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

My friend just invited me to a Welsh soap opera exhibition.


I told him I'd Pobol y Cwm.

 

[Cavalol]

Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It's a little fit bunny

150/10.

If this thread ever closes, that should be the last joke in it. Brilliant.

 

[Oldhippy]

I saw it earlier I don't get it?

 

[Dave7]

I saw it earlier I don't get it?

One of Elton's songs was Its a Little Bit Funny.
A little fit bunny

 

[MichaelW2]

Stolen from Twitter
If I knew I was going to be pardoned by Trump I would have had to change my name to 'Me Boy Is That The Chattanooga Choo Choo,’ just to hear him say, ‘I pardon...’

If I knew I was going to be pardoned by Trump I would have broken a few more laws.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[roadrash]

If you had to watch Jaws backwards, it's a heart warming story of a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Ahem ....check page 1050, 2 days ago .....do keep up

 

[colly]

Ahem ....check page 1050, 2 days ago .....do keep up

The offending article has been removed ..............can't have jokes like that in stereo.