Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
CanucksTraveller
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
- Location
- Hertfordshire
Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic.
I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car when I'm stranded. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees.
I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car when I'm stranded. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
just watched the film, ''jaws'' backwards.
its a heartwarming story about a shark that swims around giving out limbs to the disabled.
its a heartwarming story about a shark that swims around giving out limbs to the disabled.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur that rebuilds Tokyo and moonwalks back into the sea.
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old Git , she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!!..
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old Git , she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!!..
