Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

Does this thread need another topic?

 

[Speicher]

Not when he’s got him by the short and Curly Wurlies! 😬

Does he cover his nuts in chocolate?

 

[mistyoptic]

My neighbour on one side has a green triangular house. On the other side it's an orange octagon. I live in a quality street.

I suppose there are five boys living opposite and you all grow roses by the door?

 

[Dayvo]

Does he cover his nuts in chocolate?

Only Terry’s. His are all gold.

 

[PeteXXX]

A veritable Galaxy of jokes..

 

[ClichéGuevara]

It's not a small chocolate, it's a Galaxy far, far away...

 

[glasgowcyclist]

This is turning into a marathon of puns (you can stop with the snickers from the back there).

 

[Cavalol]

I phoned up my fruit machine manufacturer and said "My fruit machine isn't working". The lady said, "Can you hold?" I said, "No, it won't even let me nudge"

 

[mistyoptic]

This is turning into a marathon of puns (you can stop with the snickers from the back there).

I just hope none of his neighbours do black magic or he might end up turned into a chocolate frog

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Any excuse to revisit this...

 

[colly]

Just thought I would repost this:

A breathtaking view of The Milky Way taken from Mars

 

[colly]

I was disappointed to not see many philosophy jokes on here.

But then I suppose it's a Nietzsche market.

I have to go to the Schopenhauer so Cant laugh for too long.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have to go to the Schopenhauer so Cant laugh for too long.

Heidegger good joke, too..

 

[PaulB]

Sad news this morning. Our weatherman has died so no more mist 'n' ice guy.

 

[Cavalol]