Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

 

[Andy_R]

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People say dogs are man's best friend, but cats will never tell the police where your drugs are. Just sayin...

 

[Andy_R]

 

[roadrash]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Buck]

 

[Dave7]

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@Mo1959 will appreciate that.

 

[swee'pea99]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Knock knock

Who's there?

I'm vegan

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

So here is how to work out the governments tier planning.

Tier 1 Beer

Tier 2 Beer with chips.

Tier 3 No beer.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

Given that they must have heard all the deodorant jokes about “aerosol or ball “ and “remove cap and push up bottom “ don’t you think marketing should have told production to choose a different colour?

 

[Cavalol]

I used to live in a normal house, but then steps were taken to make it into a bungalow.

 

[simon the viking]

Ametuers the lot of you , I am banished to the wastelands. Why you may ask simply because I put a new toilet roll on the wrong way round

what is this new fad of putting the end against the wall?... just wrong I change them around at work.... dont dare at home....obviously

 

[Chris S]

Given that they must have heard all the deodorant jokes about “aerosol or ball “ and “remove cap and push up bottom “ don’t you think marketing should have told production to choose a different colour?

No, it's more likely that marketing deliberately chose that colour