Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

They say ‘a finger of fudge is just enough.......’! 😳

but not if you're Marianne Faithfull.

 

[Dayvo]

but not if you're Marianne Faithfull.

Indeed! And maybe David Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’ has a completely different meaning! 😳😲

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[postman]

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I hate people who take drugs..........customs officers and policemen.I rang a drugs help line.If you want help with cannabis press hash.

 

[postman]

When I was a kid the only place you could see a fat lady with tattoos was in a circus.Now they are everywhere.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Message: Hi, I'm here for you
Me: Thank you, I'm going through a tough time so i really appreciate your support.... Sorry but I've lost all my contracts, who is this?
Message: It's your uber driver, I'm outside.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill...

So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Seen on 'Warbirds Pin-Up Girls' social media

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Salty seadog]

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My mate bought a drum kit for his infant nephew much to the chargrin of the boys father.

 

[roadrash]