mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
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Any good jokes ... ?
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betty swollocks
large member
Yesterday I visited a German restaurant.
When my order turned up, disappointingly all the plate had on it was two black dots.
“No no no! I asked for an omelette.”...
When my order turned up, disappointingly all the plate had on it was two black dots.
“No no no! I asked for an omelette.”...
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
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T4tomo
Legendary Member
Is that a bit like no heavy petting signs at swimming pools?
Picking up on the Pelican thing, one of the funniest things I saw was at an Aussie wildlife park, when the keepers were feeding the pelicans, they would accidently lob a fish towards a group of Japanese tourists taking multiple photos of each other. Cue much screaming and scattering from said tourists as a hungry pelican came hurtling at them, and much laughing from the keepers.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
"Is there anybody there? Knock once for yes, twice for no."
KNOCK, KNOCK
Broughtonblue
Guru
- Location
- Norfolk
A man goes to his local optician for his annual eye test. The optician puts a contraption on his face and asks him what he can see.
I see empty airports and empty football grounds he says. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants.
That's perfect says the optician, you've got 2020 vision !!
I see empty airports and empty football grounds he says. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants.
That's perfect says the optician, you've got 2020 vision !!
