cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
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Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”
But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
That's actually last year's final of the International submarine race....
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
When can we start taking it back down again?
mustang1
Legendary Member
- Location
- London, UK
(Someone sent this to me).
My wife asked me if I had any fantasies....
I said, "I've got this one where we pretend that we're complete strangers and have never met."
She said, "What, and you pick me up in the bar?"
I said, "No! Just the first bit."
My wife asked me if I had any fantasies....
I said, "I've got this one where we pretend that we're complete strangers and have never met."
She said, "What, and you pick me up in the bar?"
I said, "No! Just the first bit."
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
A genuine sign we saw in South Africa
No means no.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Is he trying to p-p-p-pick up a penguin? 😳
Profpointy
Legendary Member
We saw a sign in St James' Park in London which said "do not feed the pelican". We assumed it was a prank as it seemed (a) unduly specifc, and (b) we don't have pelicans, but a few minutes later, we saw the pelican wandering about. Presumably people had indeed been feeding it unsuitable things, but I've seen videos of them trying to swallow a pigeon and even a small dog
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
Without a doubt my favourite Robin Williams film is "Mrs Fire".....
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
