Tenacious Sloth
Guru
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- Huntingdon, UK
I bet that wiped the smile off your face.
Anyway, there are no excuses. Everyone knows it should come over the top from the back.
Any good jokes ... ?
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I bet that wiped the smile off your face.
Anyway, there are no excuses. Everyone knows it should come over the top from the back.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
looks like you would also be banished to the wastelands according to my wife....thats the way i did it
Tenacious Sloth
Guru
- Location
- Huntingdon, UK
looks like you would also be banished to the wastelands according to my wife....thats the way i did it
Tell her I said she’s wrong... if you think it will help?
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
just how daft do you think i am 
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
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Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
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- South Glos
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
My wife and I went to a cattle the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Who is that on the right ?
Serious question btw......
True story.
I am 73.
A couple few years ago when Rod Stewart fathered a child MrsD said to me 'look at that.....he is over 70 and still 'at it'".
I said "well, give me a good looking blonde with big knockers and I would be at it".
Good job the door was open
