You're a burglar, but....

[Andy in Germany]

Reset the default keyboard to a German keyboard, without changing the keys...

Okay, it's not actually nicking something, but it's incredibly annoying...

 

[slowmotion]

Nick the only radiator vent key in the house. Blow all the spare fuses. Flatten the spare batteries.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Take away the USB phone charge plugs.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

How about stealing all the CDs (assuming they have cds) and replace them with CDs with an identical cover - but all the tracks play Rick Astley - you know the one!!!

or of they are younger and have MP3s - delete all the MP3 files and replace them with files with exactly the same name - but all play Rick Astley

or for the techies - change their DNS to one you make which directs all music sites to .........


yup Rick Astley



I think the above may be a capital offence in many civilised countries

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Take the batteries out if their car key fobs

 

[winjim]

How about stealing all the CDs (assuming they have cds) and replace them with CDs with an identical cover - but all the tracks play Rick Astley - you know the one!!!

or of they are younger and have MP3s - delete all the MP3 files and replace them with files with exactly the same name - but all play Rick Astley

or for the techies - change their DNS to one you make which directs all music sites to .........


yup Rick Astley



I think the above may be a capital offence in many civilised countries

If only we could get hold of a shedload of rewritable CDs.

 

[mustang1]

Peleton bike. No, wait...

Might not be able to sell it on. How about shoe laces.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

If only we could get hold of a shedload of rewritable CDs.

You mean like all the ones I bought when I often needed them - which was just before I never needed them anymore???
and the ones that I had to get when I needed to create some DVDs for very old DVD readers in TVs that would only read single use CDs

I have loads of those!!!

 

[gbb]

Pinch the springs out of all the biros...

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Peleton bike. No, wait...

Might not be able to sell it on. How about shoe laces.

Surely that will just save them loads on the subs

or at least I assume so - it sounds like Gym member ship - pay loads and never use it for a few years
then stop it
in the case of a Peleton bike you then have a very useful clothes hanging device for a few years

probably best to do Peleton via the version that (according to the adverts I have seen) you just need a mat for - less wasted money when you give up

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Steal one of the o's from peloton and swap it for an e. That'll wind a few up.

 

[slowmotion]

Take the valve inners from their spare tubes.

 

[gbb]

Put the knives, forks and spoons in the wrong order in the kitchen drawer.

Likewise, mis-match all the bed sheets, pillow cases and duvet covers.

Not in the same vein but I'm right handed but use my cutlery left handed. I love to set the table wrong (right for me) and watch as they pick up the cutlery...frown...and correct it.
Little things can give so much pleasure

 

[HMS_Dave]

The window keys in the middle of summer.

Replace pipe tobacco with potpourri.

 

[slowmotion]

The window keys in the middle of summer.

Replace pipe tobacco with potpourri.

The window keys wheeze is totally inspired! Thank you.