You're a burglar, but....

[BrumJim]

Address book. Never managed to put mine on computer, but there are too many memories from deleted addresses.

 

[Cycleops]

Air conditioning remotes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Address book. Never managed to put mine on computer, but there are too many memories from deleted addresses.

+ all the updated ones tracking where people have lived for up to 50 years!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

turn the central heating control to max - or min - then take the controller
or just the knobs of the boiler

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The towels

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Put the knives, forks and spoons in the wrong order in the kitchen drawer.

Likewise, mis-match all the bed sheets, pillow cases and duvet covers.

So it was you!

 

[Accy cyclist]

My 'Haz' and 'Meg's' doormat.

In fact they don't have to break in to nick it,as i often leave my front door open hoping someone just takes it!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All the pens

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

Break into @Drago Towers and swap his complete Jethro Tull Collection for a single copy of the highly original Hotel California by The Eagles

 

[DCLane]

Break into @Drago Towers and swap his complete Jethro Tull Collection for a single copy of the highly original Hotel California by The Eagles

When I was a student in Northern Ireland our student house, in a seaside town, was broken into. They stole my housemates stereo and then went through my entire collection, taking just one CD - by Wilson Philips that'd I'd bought in a clearance sale - they clearly had no taste.

 

[slowmotion]

The knob from the top of the pepper grinder.

 

[yo vanilla]

In high school my Algebra teacher used multiple colored markers and an overhead projector for every lesson. One day before class, I stole all of her markers

So I'm going with that!

 

[newfhouse]

More an irritation than a theft but I suppose I stole a capability so I'm going to offer it.

Swap the N and M keys on all the computer keyboards. My colleague Martin failed to log on so many times he locked his account. Twice.

 

[Rocky]

Switch over BBC1 and ITV channels on the TV. So when you tune in at breakfast to Dan Walker, you get Piers Morgan..............oh, hold on

 

[Andy in Germany]

All the remote controls.

... and replace them with the remote controls from the last house you burgled.